A CAT BY ANY OTHER NAME......

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  1. rooter

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    Just too funny not to send on--------

    One December day we found an old straggly cat at our
    door. She was a sorry sight Starving, dirty, smelled
    terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt
    sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her
    to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we
    named her 'Pussycat.'

    The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said
    he would let us know when we could come and get her.

    My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't
    forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet
    that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat,
    not him.

    My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet
    calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls
    the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other
    and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband
    getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

    The next day my husband had an appointment with his
    doctor, who is loc ated in th e same building, next door
    to the vet.

    The MD's waiting room and office were full of people
    waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the
    vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband
    arrive.

    He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice
    said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We
    washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose.
    Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only
    knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.

    Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!
  2. "Don't get mad, just get even." :D:rolleyes::p
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