A Catholic Story

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  1. AL MOUNT

    AL MOUNT Active Member

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    Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

    The first Catholic man tells his friends,

    "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father."


    The second Catholic man chirps,

    "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him Your Grace.."


    The third Catholic man says,

    "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says, Your Eminence."


    The fourth Catholic man says,

    "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people address him as, Your Holiness."


    Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,

    the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"


    She quietly but proudly says,

    "I have a daughter...tall, slim, 38-D, 24" waist, 34" hips.

    When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."...:D:D:D
  2. oldogy

    oldogy New Member

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    OMG
    oldogy
  3. woolleyworm

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    you're both funny guys !! :p:D
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  6. Kieran McCaig

    Kieran McCaig New Member

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    Something like that happens to me all the time Jesus Christ Kieran's here again,Then I say but Dad mom told me to come by.
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    mrkirker New Member

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    Once, after a weekend of rainy, muddy camping, I walked into a small country store. Someone standing by the door looked at me and uttered, "Jesus Christ!" I replied, "No, but I can take a message!"
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