A Construction Worker...

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    A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."

    The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."

    The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a baseball bat, CRACK... and then sends him into the bathroom.

    He comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great. What should I do to prevent constipation?"

    The doctor says, "Stop wiping with cement bags."
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    An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when Satan appeared before him. The Devil told the lawyer, "I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents in law, and the souls of all your friends and law partners."

    The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, "So, what's the catch?"
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