A Conversation In Heaven

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  1. raven818

    raven818 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    SYLVIA:
    Hi! Wanda.

    WANDA:
    Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

    SYLVIA:
    I froze to death.

    WANDA:
    How horrible!

    SYLVIA:
    It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
    the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,
    and finally died a peaceful death..
    What about you?

    WANDA:
    I died of a massive heart attack.
    I suspected that my husband was cheating,
    so I came home early to catch him in the act.
    But instead, I found him all by himself
    in the den watching TV.

    SYLVIA:
    So, what happened?

    WANDA:
    I was so sure there was another woman
    there somewhere that I started running
    all over the house looking. I ran up into
    the attic and searched, and down into the
    basement. Then I went through every closet
    and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
    until I had looked everywhere, and finally
    I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
    with a heart attack and died.

    SYLVIA:
    Too bad you didn't look in the freezer
    we'd both be alive.
  2. One Shot

    One Shot Active Member

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    Sounds more like a conversation in hell.
  3. raven818

    raven818 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    I just copy em, the way I get em.
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