A Detective Story

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by SouthernMoss, Jul 14, 2003.

  1. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
    This is a detective story so pay close attention!

    Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first
    Diamondbacks baseball game. They smuggle a bottle of Jack
    Daniel's into the ball park.

    The game is real exciting and they are enjoying themselves
    immensely mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks. Soon they
    realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot
    of innings to go.

    Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many
    players are on base?





    Think!





    Think some more!!






    You're gonna love it......







    Answer: It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!
     
  2. 1952Sniper

    1952Sniper New Member

    Aug 22, 2002
    Texas
    GROOOOOAAAAAANNNNNNN............... ;)
     

  3. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    Aaaaaccccccckkkkk. SM you need to get out for an evening. :D :D


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  4. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
    Sorry! The joke was so bad, I couldn't resist.

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  5. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    Yep, beancounter joke if I ever saw one.

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  6. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
    Takes one to know one! [​IMG]
     
  7. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    Guilty as charged. [​IMG]
     
  8. Cow Caregiver

    Cow Caregiver New Member

    136
    Mar 26, 2003
    This is indeed a truly worthy horror,....

    on a par with the Story of Abdullah the Leper....
     
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