A Drunk in the Bathroom

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  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud,blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.

    A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.

    What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"

    "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my cahones."

    The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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  3. Old Grump

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    Some people will do anything for a cheap thrill.
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    Good one...that's gotta hurt.
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