A DYING PREACHER....

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  1. Shizamus

    Shizamus New Member

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    An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his
    Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived,
    they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the
    preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side
    of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and
    stared at the ceiling.

    For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and Lawyer were
    touched and flattered that the old preacher would ask them to be with
    him during his final moment. They were also puzzled because the preacher
    had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of
    them.

    Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Preacher, why did you ask the two of us to
    come?"

    The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said weakly," Jesus
    died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go, too."



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    Last edited: May 20, 2003
  2. SouthernMoss

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    Good one, Shiz!!

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