A Fairy Tale...

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  1. Gunfyter

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    Once upon a time,
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    in a land far away,
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    a beautiful, independent,
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    self-assured princess
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    happened upon a frog as she sat,
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    contemplating ecological issues
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    on the shores of an unpolluted pond
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    in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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    The frog hopped into the princess' lap
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    and said: "Elegant Lady,
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    I was once a handsome prince,
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    until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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    One kiss from you, however,
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    and I will turn back
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    into the dapper, young prince that I am
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    and then, my sweet, we can marry
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    and set up housekeeping in your castle
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    with my mother,
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    where you can prepare my meals,
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    clean my clothes, bear my children,
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    and forever
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    feel grateful and happy doing so."
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    That night,
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    as the princess dined sumptuously
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    on lightly sauteed frog legs
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    seasoned in a white wine
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    and onion cream sauce,
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    she chuckled and thought to herself:
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    I don't f***ing think so.

    :D :D :D :D
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    Talk about NOT knowing when to keep his mouth shut. :D :D
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