A Farmer's Logic

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by killbuck, Jul 11, 2012.

  1. killbuck

    killbuck New Member

    You know there are so many TV channels, each one starved for new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

    The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?

    The farmer stared at the reporter and said ? Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?

    Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's therelation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

    Farmer:Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

    Reporter:Sir, this is really valuable information,but what about getting to the point?

    Farmer:I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine,if I was playing with your tits twice a day ....and only screwing you once a year,wouldn't you get mad?


  2. nynomad

    nynomad Member

    Apr 8, 2010
  3. howlnmad

    howlnmad Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Nov 26, 2008
    Harriman, Tn
  4. dad2thebone

    dad2thebone New Member

    Jul 10, 2011
    Very informative. logical too! should have aired it though.Lots of folks need the laugh.
  5. Woodnut

    Woodnut Forum Sponsor Supporting Member

    Jul 1, 2008
    Daphne, Al
    Well put on the farmers part.
  6. 68c15

    68c15 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Nov 22, 2011
    in other words "get off my land and let me do my work you tree hugging liberal hippy"
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