A gag you can play on your wife, kids, your pastor, parents, or friends

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  1. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    This is funny, trust me.

    The wife and I went to Lowe's and bought a new toilet seat about a year ago. We brought it home and smeared chocolate brownies as realistically as we could and we even left a little TP on the seat with a brown surprise still in it. Then we set it in our dish washer.

    That eveving the pastor came over for dinner and the dish washer was shut. We served dinner at the table and as I was the last to sit down I quietly opened the dish washer and joined everyone at the table. The pastor finished his portion and naturally wanted more. I said "Absolutely Pastor, go help yourself.":D I could hardly keep from busting up. So he gets up and serves himself and then all of a sudden turns and sees the toilet seat in the dish washer. Right about that time I took on the role of Eddy from Christmas Vacation, where Eddy was just scooping stuff up in big portions and chewing heavily. I was being redneck all the way. :D The pastor came back to the table with his eyes wide open and a blank face and sat down next to me. He was speechless and expressionless. I nudged him and said "Well did ya get ya some?" He was motionless. We carried on for a few minutes and all of a sudden my wife and I started laughing and clued him in on the joke. He was hysterical,,, literally.

    I think it would be funny for some of you guys to do the same thing except play the joke on your wives. There would be some funny stories. After that you and your wife can play the joke on your kids. You can just set it in the dishwasher and tell Jr. to put his bowl in the dishwasher and watch the panic set in as he sees the brown covered toilet seat.:D

    Next weekend we are having friends over for a barbecue and I will be cooking with some of Sams rub. Guess what will be in the dish washer?:D

    We are attending a new church now and I guess we will have to invite that pastor and his wife over for dinner too.

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  2. geds

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    Oh, you just ain't right! My uncle tells the story of hist frat in college had a party where the punch bowl was a toilet. The punch was pineapple and they, of course, had Baby Ruth bars floating in it....
  3. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    The funny thing is when we gagged our grandson today my wife wiped the brown off the toilet with her finger and I tasted her finger. :eek: I think our grand kid will be messed up permanently.:)
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    Wait until you see him repeating the process - but not in the kitchen!
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    My cousin baked a birthday cake for my grandmother. Except the top layer was a piece of foam rubber with a wedge cut out and replaced with cake. It was all iced very nicely. She cut herself a slice from the cake and handed the knife to my grandmother so she could cut a piece for herself. All the while Jill talked about how hard she worked on the cake as she ate her piece with a plastic fork. My poor grandmother was still trying to slice her piece and keep from hurting Jill's feelings.....

    Of course, nobody else could keep a straight face!
  6. Bobitis

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    Jim, you will now officially go by the name 'Junior' (Jr.). :D

    Our forum mascot, Glocknut, would be proud. :eek: :thumbsup:
  7. Bobitis

    Bobitis Guest

    So, if I'm reading this correctly, you bought a new seat a year ago and never used it? Or is that the old one in the d/w?
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    Appliancedude Well-Known Member

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    Jim I swear to all that is Holy if someone plays that gag on me, while I'm there to work on their DW, I will be blaming you and tracking you down:AR15firing:
  9. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    That there is the new one. We use it over and over. When our grandsons mom comes to get him, he is going to show her and I am speculating he will take his finger and wipe the chocolate and taste it to gross her out. At the point I will say, "Oh no Jordon, that really wasn't chocolate." :D

    Your going to try this, hu Bob.

    Yours truly,

    Jr.
  10. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Oh, if I could make that arrangement I would be,,,:lmao2:. Where do you live?
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    wv hillbilly Well-Known Member

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    only one problem. my wife is the dish washer
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    Highboy, I bet the Pastor saw that and said, "Holy Crap"!!!


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  14. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    That's perfect. Put the toilet seat in the DW and close it and wait for her to open it up.
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    I think we all know why you are going to a NEW church now.:D:D

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