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A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by 358 winchester, Jul 3, 2009.

  1. 358 winchester

    358 winchester *TFF Admin Staff*

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    A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD

    Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

    A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

    Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

    A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

    Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

    I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

    If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality
    comes from morons?

    Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

    A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

    Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

    Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

    Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

    Banning the bra was a big flop.

    Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour.

    Without geometry, life is pointless.

    When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

    Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

    Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

    When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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