A guy joins a nudist colony....

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, May 1, 2006.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.

    A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man
    immediately gets an erection.

    The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call For me?"

    The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"

    She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if You get an erection, it implies you called for me."

    Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming
    pool, lies down on a Towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

    The man continues to explore the colony's facilities.
    He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.

    Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the
    steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.

    "No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.

    "You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule
    that if you fart, it implies that you called for me."

    The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

    The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the Smiling, naked receptionist,

    "May I help you?" she says.

    The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you Can keep the $500 membership fee."

    "But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a
    few hours. You haven't Had the chance to see all our facilities."

    The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I
    only get an erection once A month. I fart 15 times a day."

    :D :D :D
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002

  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    OH MY LAWD ! ! ! !
  4. Why is it always a BLONDE???? Doesn't anybody like redheads?????
  5. corpis66

    corpis66 New Member

    Dec 12, 2002
    central MS

    ... ;) OH YEAH!!!...married one!! :D
  6. YEA!!! :)

  7. JohnK3

    JohnK3 New Member

    May 5, 2003
    I have *ALWAYS* had a thing for redheads.

    While my wife of almost 13 years isn't a natural redhead, she does become one upon occasion! [grin]
  8. LOL! Well, sounds like you have the best of both worlds! Unfortunately for me (well, more so for those around me!), I am 24/7!

  9. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    Blondes are for fun. With a readhead, it gets real serious, real fast. :D

  10. ...sounds like you have personal experience...LOL!

    Hehehe...yeah, I'll grant you that. But we like to have fun too! :D

  11. wolfgang2000

    wolfgang2000 New Member

    Dec 10, 2005
    Mountain Grove MO.
    I married one also!! When a goverment agency gives both parties of a marriage firearms, ammo, and training in said firearms and in hand to hand....................... :cool:

    Well lets say it gives a whole new meaning to fidelity! :eek: :D :D :D
  12. ROFLMAO!!

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