a hot day in Minnesota

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    BlackGun
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    a hot day in Minnesota
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    It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a
    roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up
    some dry cleaning.

    "Gootness, it's hotter dan hell today" she mused to herself as she
    walked down Main Street. She passed a tavern and
    thought, "Vy nodt?" So she walked in and took a seat at the bar.

    The bartender walked up and asked her what she would like to drink.

    "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold
    beer."

    "Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked.

    Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"



    I suffer from occasional loss of mental stability, and become very violent with only slight provocation. The Veterans Administration has determined that both mental and physical harassment of my person may be hazardous to your health and well being. So stay away from my Donuts!!


    BlackGUN

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    ...I feel like I'm shoplifting ...

    TallTLynn
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    lol Law - Blackgun won't mind if you borrow a few of his stories!

    BlackGun
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    Not at all. What's mine is your and what's your's is ours! Ask Piggy!
    I suffer from occasional loss of mental stability, and become very violent with only slight provocation. The Veterans Administration has determined that both mental and physical harassment of my person may be hazardous to your health and well being. So stay away from my Donuts!!


    BlackGUN

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    Good one, Blackgun!

    Hey Law, I see ya figured out the smilie!

    warpig883
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    Been meaning to talk to ya about that rash Blackgun. Sorry about that. The only thing to kill it is to burn yer sheets and douse yer lower extremities in the majic elixer.
    "I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE SOME REPORTERS PAWING THROUGH OUR PAPERS. WE ARE THE PRESIDENT." - Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents
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