A lilbita coonass humor

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  1. ibtrukn

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    Jerry, a highlander from Rapides Parish in central Louisiana, was an older, single gentleman who was born and raised a Baptist, living in South Louisiana.
    Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. Now, all of Jerry's neighbors were Catholic... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

    The priest came to visit Jerry, and suggested that Jerry convert to Catholicism. After several classes and much study, Jerry attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over Jerry, he said, "You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic."

    Jerry's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Jerry's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold Jerry, he stopped in amazement and watched. There stood Jerry, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted: "You were born a deer, and raised a deer, but now you are a catfish."
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    :D Makes as much sense to me as most most religions do. :D
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    Who are you and what have you done with IB?!?!?!?!?! :mad:
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    nah2 weryberdi heB lerkin rounhear sumwares
    an datsda troot!! :cool:
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    whew :)

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    Actually, Bruce...it makes MORE sense to me than most religions! I'm sure it will come as a complete and total shock that I have serious issues with organized (anything) religion. :eek:

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    I do not believe it,IB can speak english, WOW. :D :D
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