A little bit of knowledge can be a dangerous (funny) thing

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by henry0reilly, Mar 25, 2006.

  1. henry0reilly

    henry0reilly Member

    May 22, 2004
    Two farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

    Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes."

    Bob agrees it's a good idea, and the two leave.

    The next day Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and logic.

    "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
    The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?"


    "Then logically because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."

    "That's true, I do have a yard."

    "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

    "Yes, I do have a house."

    "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

    "I have a family.

    "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife.

    "Yes, I do have a wife."

    "And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a Heterosexual."

    "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that just because I have a weed eater."

    Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar.

    He tells Bob about his classes, how he signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

    "Logic?" Bob says, "What’s that?"

    Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"


    "Then you're a queer."

  2. :D My co-worker's liked it , too. Except for the guy w/ no weedeater :D
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    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Gudun, Henry.
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    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
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    henry0reilly Member

    May 22, 2004
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    Jan 1, 2003
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