A Little Girl on a Plane

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  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

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    Jun 3, 2008
    A Little Girl on a Plane

    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
    airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
    'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
    strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
    it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
    like to talk about?'

    'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
    nuclear power?' and he smiles.

    'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
    But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
    and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a
    deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
    flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
    grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

    The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
    intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
    no idea.'

    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
    qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
    crap?
     

  2. Tony22-250

    Tony22-250 New Member

    Jan 9, 2009
    Snellville, GA
    ROLF im going to have to use that on some one :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
  3. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

    Dec 16, 2008
    Louisiana
    yea, that was the kind of talk my daughter would have thrown out. see knows it all. :(
     
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