A man and his monkey...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by glocknut, Oct 15, 2006.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2003
    Messages:
    12,490
    Location:
    THE FORUM MASCOTT...
    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey He orders a drink and, while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow he swallows it whole.

    The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...Whole!"

    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, the little pig. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.

    Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

    The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled 'em out, and ate 'em!" said the bartender.

    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight but, ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."

    :eek: :eek: :D :D :D :D :rolleyes:
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2003
    Messages:
    13,854
    Location:
    At SouthernMoss' side forever!
    G R O A N ! ! ! !
  3. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2003
    Messages:
    12,490
    Location:
    THE FORUM MASCOTT...

    HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

    gn
  4. southernshooter

    southernshooter New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2006
    Messages:
    5,956
    Location:
    Deep South Mississippi
  5. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2005
    Messages:
    5,016
    Location:
    Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point
  6. .22guy

    .22guy New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2006
    Messages:
    13
    Location:
    Bakersfield, CA
    Smart monkey! :)
  7. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 23, 2002
    Messages:
    8,278
    Location:
    Location: Location
    Bwaaahahahahaha!


    :D
  8. inplanotx

    inplanotx New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2002
    Messages:
    8,889
    Location:
    Texas
Similar Threads
Forum Title Date
The Pump House Saloon Just monkeying around! Jun 16, 2013
The Pump House Saloon Lead Monkey Mar 7, 2013
The Pump House Saloon The Trunk Monkey Sep 30, 2012
The Pump House Saloon Baby and Monkey at Zoo Jun 15, 2012
The Pump House Saloon Monkey Analogy Sep 12, 2010