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A man walks into a bar...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by glocknut, May 12, 2009.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

    Dec 14, 2003
    A man walks into a bar. As he passes the cigarette machine, he hears it say, "You smell bad and you are ugly."

    Then he hears a voice apparently coming from a nearby plate of peanuts. "You really are a very handsome young man," the nuts claim.

    The man turns to the bartender and asks for an explanation. The bartender replies, "The cigarette machine is out of order and the nuts are complimentary."
  2. woolleyworm

    woolleyworm Active Member

    Feb 23, 2009
    SW Fort Worth
    gn..... that's about as bad as one of my favorites, Why don't monsters eat clowns...........

    Because they taste funny
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