A man walks into a bar...

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  1. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    A man walks into a bar. As he passes the cigarette machine, he hears it say, "You smell bad and you are ugly."

    Then he hears a voice apparently coming from a nearby plate of peanuts. "You really are a very handsome young man," the nuts claim.

    The man turns to the bartender and asks for an explanation. The bartender replies, "The cigarette machine is out of order and the nuts are complimentary."
  2. woolleyworm

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    gn..... that's about as bad as one of my favorites, Why don't monsters eat clowns...........



    Because they taste funny
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