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Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by berto64, Nov 9, 2006.

  1. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

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    Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.

    "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

    "Yumping yimminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"



    "Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from my Genie."

    "You haff a Genie??" Sven asked.


    "Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box," says Olaf.

    "Could I see him?"



    Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie. Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good
    friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"



    "Yes, I will," says the Genie.

    So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.

    Shortly thereafter, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million ducks...flying overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf, "Yumpin' Yimminy!! I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"



    Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really
    tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
  2. Nighthawk

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    Mesen New Member

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    That's really sad berto.....:D :D :D :D :D :D


    see ya
    Bree
  4. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    That's so bad, Berto !!!

    :D :D :D :D
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    Dat genie vas really an oldt rifle shooter, ya shure! :D :D :D
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    Thank you, Thank you!

    I'm glad you liked it.
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  8. Berto, I've heard of guys who were marooned on desert islands, or keelhauled, or shot at dawn for puns less terrible than that one! I think they call it "justifiable 'punicide'" :D
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