A POEM FROM WILLIE NELSON....

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  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*

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    Of course, I had a degree of reluctance posting Willie's poem hereon...I pondered for a bit and then thought of the words and phrases you hear on late night talk shows or from the Acadamey Awards...even on occasion, a live mike around VP Joe Biden!!! I was entertained by the fool poem....Chief

    Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday . Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.

    "I have outlived my pecker."


    The Penis Poem

    My nookie days are over,

    My pilot light is out.

    What used to be my sex appeal,

    Is now my water spout.

    Time was when, on its own accord,

    From my trousers it would spring.

    But now I've got a full time job,

    To find the f***in' thing.

    It used to be embarrassing,

    The way it would behave.

    For every single morning,

    It would stand and watch me shave.

    Now as old age approaches,

    It sure gives me the blues.

    To see it hang its little head,

    And watch me tie my shoes!!
  2. Insulation Tim

    Insulation Tim Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Only Willie.
  3. whymememe

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    I once thought poems like this were just a joke.
  4. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    What, poems like this aren't a joke. What are you talking about?
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    whymememe Former Guest

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    LOL
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    Maybe I should change to 1.4?
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  7. whymememe

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    It doesn't do any thinking for me amymore.
  8. Atheoi

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    Willie Nelson may have read this or quoted it but it did not come from him I first read this in Penthouse fourm back in 1978 ;):D
    signed by Mr. A.G. from Nevada
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  9. WHSmithIV

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    I've seen this before - I love Willie Nelson.... I think I'll take a daily dose of viagra when I get old enough to prevent it - if I die earlier, so be it :D
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