A QUICKIE IN THE BUSHES

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by fedupdon, Jul 9, 2009.

  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

    307
    Jun 3, 2008
    Subject: A QUICKIE IN THE BUSHES
    >
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    > There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and
    > one of a nude woman.
    >
    >
    > They had been facing each other across a pathway for a
    > hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky
    > and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
    >
    >
    > The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so
    > patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal
    > winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do
    > what you've wished to do the most.'
    >
    >
    > He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running
    > behind the shrubbery.
    >
    >
    > The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and
    > giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out
    > of breath and laughing.
    >
    >
    > The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes
    > left, would you care to do it again?'
    >
    >
    > He asks her 'Shall we?'
    >
    >
    > She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But
    > let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the
    > Pigeon down and you **** on its head.'
    >
    >
    > AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
     
  2. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

    Dec 16, 2008
    Louisiana

  3. 21bravo

    21bravo New Member

    788
    Oct 29, 2008
    wilkes county, nc
    lmao.... thats AWESOME!!! that was by no means what i was expecting!!:eek::D
     
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