A QUIZ FOR THE MILLION (??) (MISGUIDED) MOM MARCHERS

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  1. WAGCEVP

    WAGCEVP New Member

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    A QUIZ FOR THE MILLION (MISGUIDED) MOM MARCHERS

    Distributed by: Nevada Republican Liberty Caucus. Please select all
    correct
    answers.

    1. Ted Kennedy, Charles Schumer and Barbara Boxer strongly denounce
    private gun
    ownership. Their bodyguards, however, carry:

    A. Berettas
    B. Glocks
    C. Garbage can lids
    D. Slingshots
    E. Very heavy purses

    2. You and your baby daughter are awakened in the middle of the night by
    your
    estranged, abusive ex-husband. Although you have a restraining order
    against him,
    he is drunk and beats down your front door with a crowbar screaming, 'If I
    can't
    have you, nobody can!' You should:

    A. Call Barbara Boxer.
    B. Call 911, and tell them that they should arrive within 30 seconds.
    C. Threaten legal action.
    D. Grab a ping-pong paddle.
    E. Reason with him (maybe he was an abused child).

    3. Since 1987, 34 states have enacted concealed carry laws. Violent crime
    decreased in these states and the anticipated 'Dodge City' mayhem never
    materialized. Even critics were surprised. Concealed carry succeeded
    because:

    A. Sunspot activity decreased after 1987.
    B. Trigger locks rendered guns inoperative and therefore safe.
    C. Sarah Brady scared the crooks away.
    D. A healing wave of pacifism swept over the hearts of criminals in these
    34
    states.
    E. Janet Reno said that crime should stop.

    4. Schools, churches, subways, and restaurants have often been assaulted,
    but
    rarely military bases, police stations, or shooting clubs. The reason for
    this is
    because:

    A. The targets aren't sitting or kneeling.
    B. VA benefits are lost if you shoot a soldier.
    C. You can't enter an army base without bumper stickers.
    D. Schools don't threaten felons with detention hall.
    E. All of the above.

    5. Logic, reason, and common sense:

    A. Are irrelevant if they contradict your feelings.
    B. Should not apply to firearms.
    C. Defy opinion polls.
    D. Pale beside hysteria, fear, and political ambition.
    E. All of the above.

    6. Every dictator always disarms his victims, before beginning to
    annihilate
    freedom loving people. The reason for this is because:

    A. Guns cause crime.
    B. Guns cause accidents
    C. Guns cause suicides
    D. Being defenseless is the only way that mothers can demonstrate their
    love for
    their children
    E. All of the above
  2. Evilahole

    Evilahole New Member

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    Sorry, but the answer to question 3 is hidden within 2 of the listed answers.
    In fact it was Janet Reno who scared away the crooks.
    I've also found her picture on the fridge an effective appatite supressent and an equally effective method of birth control to boot!
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