A repeat- Vet School

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  1. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    >First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first
    >anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery
    >table with the body covered with a white sheet.
    >
    >The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine, it is
    >necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
    >
    >The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal
    >body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger
    >in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
    >
    >"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students
    >freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a
    >finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
    >
    >When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The
    >second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger
    >and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    That's purdy bad, Bruce......
  3. southernshooter

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    That ain't even right dude. :D
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