A rerun I'm sure

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Marlin T, May 19, 2006.

  1. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

    Jul 8, 2005
    New Mexico
    How to call the Police


    George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
    wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she
    could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go
    turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
    things.. He phoned the police, who asked "Are any of those people in
    your house" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy,
    and that he should simply stay in his house, lock his doors and an
    officer would be along when available.

    George said, "Okay," hung up .......counted to 30.........and phoned
    the police again.

    "Hello, I just called you few seconds ago Because there were people in
    my shed." " Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just
    shot them all". Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars,
    an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips
    residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of
    the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
     
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    Texas
    Just as good as the first time I heard this one! :D :D :D
     

  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Right, IPT. Gets better each time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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