A Riddle...

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  1. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your right side is
    a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as
    you.

    In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
    and you cannot pass it.
    Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

    Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same
    speed as you.

    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
    situation?







    Answer:
    Get off the children's carousel and, next time, don't drink so damned
    much!
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    MAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    C' est Trés MAL !!!!!!!!!!
  4. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    Huh ?

    mike
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    GN, he tells me that all the time. :p
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    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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    Hint: It's French. ;)
  8. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    I'm to lazy to find and put it through the internet translater website.....

    So i will just assume he thought it was funny.... or maybe bad ?? I dunno ?

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    Bingo! :D


    mal = bad
    trés = very
  10. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    Well, you're up late this evening Somo !!! :D

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    Who said we can't tell any of these to the kids? :D
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