A Scotsman goes to the dentist

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by inplanotx, Apr 3, 2006.

  1. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for a tooth extraction. "$85 for an extraction, sir" was the dentist's reply.

    "Och... huv ye no got anythin' cheaper" replies the Scotsman getting agitated. "But that's the normal charge for an extraction, sir" said the dentist.

    "What about if ye din't use any anesthetic?" asked the Scotsman hopefully.

    "Well it's highly unusual sir, could be quite painful, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for $70" said the dentist.

    "Hmmmm, what about if ye used one of yer dentist trainees and still without anesthetics" said the Scotsman.

    "Well it's possible, but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful. I suppose in that case we can bring the price
    down to say $40" said the dentist.

    "Och... that's still a bit much, how about if ye make it a trainin' session and have yer student do the extraction and the other students watchin' and learnin" said the Scotsman hopefully.

    "Hmmmmm, well OK, it'll be good for the students I suppose, I'll charge you only $5 in that case", said the dentist.

    "Now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal" said the Scotsman.

    "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife on Tuesday?"
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Tht's purdy bad, Laddie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    Just couldn't resist myself!
  4. pickenup

    pickenup Active Member

    The wife is giving ME dirty looks for this one.
    I told her.........HEY....I'm only reading it.
  5. That would'nt feel very good. :D :D :D :D :D :D
  6. 358 winchester

    358 winchester *TFF Admin Staff*

    Apr 25, 2004
    Pensacola Fl. area
    I just read this one to Carla and she didn't laugh at all :eek: Then ask me who thinks that was funny I told her it wasn't me :D :D :D :D
  7. Ron did the "chicken dance" :D
  8. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    Ah, yes, the "chicken dance." I know that one well. :D

  9. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
    By observation or by participation? :p :D
  10. i'm not much of a dancer, but I have done the 'chicken shuffle' a time or two :eek: :)
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