A very little person

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by aero, May 23, 2012.

  1. aero

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    A little person named Marie was at the doctor's office. She told the doctor "It hurts down there, especially when I walk".

    He picked her up and set her standing up on the examination table. He lifted up her skirt and took a look. He then lowered her skirt and said "I'll be right back". When he returned to the room, he had a scissors.

    He raised her skirt and went to work. Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip. The doctor lowered her skirt and set her on the floor. "So walk around a little and see how that feels" he said.

    Marie said " that feel great Doc, what did you do"?

    The doc said " I just cut 2" off your cowboy boots".
  2. mb1

    mb1 Former Guest

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    That is so wrong... Funny as hell, but wrong on so many levels. Especially the lower ones.
  3. geds

    geds New Member

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    Didn't see that one coming! Good 'un!
  4. johnnyehlers

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    I had a similar problem, but only had to trim one boot. :halo:
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