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About to perform surgery on the ear with a razor blade...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by glocknut, Aug 18, 2009.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    Well...Mt Fuji is so big that its finally sticking out of my ear... i'm about to perform surgery with boxcutter... Wish me luck everyone!!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek:

    mike
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  2. Tom Militano

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    The way John Wayne would have done it would be to drink a half bottle of whiskey, heat his knife up in a fire, and go to town. Oh yeah, get a stick, wrap some rawhide around it, and bite down on it. Finish off the rest of the cheap whiskey and go after the bad guys. Don't cut your ear off, it's really hard to wear sun glasses without both ears.
  3. 358 winchester

    358 winchester *TFF Admin Staff*

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    Just don't jump when you do it.:eek:
  4. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    Yup...just drained it. It wasn't a zit... i'm beginning to think it was a spider bite or something. I think i might go to the doc tomorrow....

    mike
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  5. Tom Militano

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    Sounds like a good idea. Might need some antibiotics.
  6. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    More along the lines of an Exorcism.....

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  7. Tom Militano

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    I already had a couple of those. Didn't work.
  8. glocknut

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    Well it could be worse. I worked with a guy named Thad a few years back that hated doctors more than i do. He had an abcessed tooth? and he decided that he was going to pop that abcess with a thumb tack.... Yup... thats right.... a thumb tack. And just to ensure that he wouldn't chicken out when it started to hurt he decided he would put the thumbtack on the spot...line it up with his tongue and punch himself on that spot to make it all happen in one swift action.....

    The ending was not a good ending.

    Then there was jailbird Tony that was on Parole. Ol Tony knew a drug test was coming up and he had heard from one of his buddies that if he drank some water with some bleach in it that it would flush his system and he would successfully pass the upcoming drug test.
    He mixed the bleach and water 50/50.....
    Good ol Tony was at the treeline puking his guts out for about 45 minutes...and to tell you the truth... i surprised he survived it to be honest. :rolleyes:

    mike
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    I had an employee on probation that had a visit with the parole officer. Read that 1/2 gallon vinegar would clean him out. Tested positive, went to jail........and peed a lot.
  10. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    I'll bet it took a while for his urinary tract to return to normal.... :D:D:D:D

    mike
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  11. Bobitis

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    Mike...
    Alcohol (isopropyl), neosporin, ice, and hydrogen peroxide.
    Alternate as needed.

    Call the Dr.!:mad:

    Do NOT mess with your ears.:mad:
  12. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    I hit it with hydrogen peroxide...

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  13. Lotsdragon

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    Its probably a boil, or carbunkle knucklehead, you should have went to the doc and let him do it...........
  14. 358 winchester

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    Pure gum turpentine will draw the poison out and all the soreness also, I use it all the time on everything and look at me I just fine.
  15. big steve

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    All these stories are very interesting LOL. :D
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