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  1. sting75ray

    sting75ray Well-Known Member

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    A baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.

    “Are you my doctor” he asked?

    “Yes, I am”, said the doctor.
    ...
    The baby said, “Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth”.

    He looked at his mother and asked, “Are you my mother”?

    “Yes, I am”, said the mother.

    “Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born”, he said.

    He then looked at his father and asked, “Are you my father”?

    “Yes, I am”, his father answered.

    The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger. “Hurts doesn’t it”!?!
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