AH, SENIOR MOMENTS!

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by TF118, Mar 27, 2003.

  1. TF118

    TF118 New Member

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    This is a true story. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon
    returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her
    vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it!

    Get out of the car!"

    The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like
    mad!

    The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and then drove to the police station.

    The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with
    laughter. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men
    were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white,
    less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large
    handgun.

    No charges were filed.



    :D
    Last edited: Mar 27, 2003
  2. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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    I love it! That's the kind of little old lady I'll be one day...we'll, except for the carjacking part...

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