Ahh...those MO women!

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by Mesen, Apr 15, 2006.

  1. Mesen

    Mesen Active Member

    Feb 16, 2001
    Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given
    duties to their new wives.

    The first man had married a woman from California, and bragged that he had told her she was going to do all the dishes and all the house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes washed and put away.

    The second man had married a woman from Texas. He bragged that he
    had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day, he didn't see any results...... but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was cleaned, dishes were done and he had a huge meal on the table.

    The third man had married a Missouri girl. He boasted that he had told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
    mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day, he didn't see anything.... the second day, he didn't see
    anything, but by the third day, most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat,
    load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.

    Got to love those Missouri women.

    se ya
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Mar 27, 2003
    At SouthernMoss' side forever!
    That's about how it would go around here, Bree.....

    :D :D :D
  3. Deputy Dawg

    Deputy Dawg Active Member

    Aug 11, 2005
    Central Texas Gulf Coast
  4. southernshooter

    southernshooter New Member

    Mar 5, 2006
    Deep South Mississippi
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