Air Traffic Control...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by glocknut, Dec 15, 2006.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    You gotta love this one!
    Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

    Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"

    Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27L."

    Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L.- -Allah is Great !!"

    Pause: Static.............

    Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "

    Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!
    INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

    Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?
     

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  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    That's one way to cure a problem.....
     
  3. ueckhaus1

    ueckhaus1 New Member

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    Aug 8, 2006
    WISCONSIN
    Nice Cockpit Security Device you've got there Glocknut!!!

    Glenn
     
  4. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

    Jul 8, 2005
    New Mexico
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    That great


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  5. White Hawk

    White Hawk New Member

    457
    Apr 14, 2006
    Heh heh, now that's putting the security back in the TSA!
     
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