Airport Scanners

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by jestor, Mar 4, 2010.

  1. jestor

    jestor New Member

    129
    Aug 18, 2009
    Mississippi
    > > An engineer (ex-NASA project director) has this suggestion for airport
    > > security!
    > >
    > > *Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body
    > > scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into
    > > that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device
    > > you may have on you.*
    > >
    > > *It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this
    > > crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long
    > > and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift..*
    > >
    > > *Case Closed!*
     
  2. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

    Jan 11, 2010
    Australia

  3. Bobitis

    Bobitis Guest

    Que the lawyers......

    'Forced suicide' (as apposed to voluntary:rolleyes:).
    YOU killed my client. YOU gave him no choice.
    His family is entitled to .... Oh, let's say, a few million dollars.
     
  4. FTK87

    FTK87 New Member

    480
    Mar 1, 2009
    Chouteau, Oklahoma
    solve that problem just put a sign out fromt that says "by agreeing to enter the "detonater" you waive all rights to trial, but your burial will be free of charge, with deluxe pine box"
     
  5. linnel70

    linnel70 New Member

    8
    Mar 4, 2010
    Great idea. Might shorten the time spent trying to get on a flight
     
  6. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

    Sounds like a good idea, but it won't work. Remember United Airlines Flight 93, no bombs. I think that all passengers boarding an airplane should be issued a six shot revolver loaded with rubber bullets. When the highjacker jumps up and starts to try to take over the plane, then everyone could open up on him. Once the guns started to run dry the other passengers could then beat him to death with the pistols. End of problem.
     
  7. Trouble 45-70

    Trouble 45-70 New Member

    I like both solutions. They should be used in tandem. Carvers idea would take care of anyone trying to sneak in binary explosives who made it past the BOOM Box..
     
  8. FTK87

    FTK87 New Member

    480
    Mar 1, 2009
    Chouteau, Oklahoma
    I say only give the guns to 1 in every 3 passengers, that way there will be plenty to stop the threat, but alot less likly to give to someone having a "bad day"
     
  9. Eddie N

    Eddie N New Member

    Apr 23, 2009
    Colorado
    It works for me!:)
     
  10. tscott55

    tscott55 New Member

    5
    Jan 19, 2010
    Texas
    Best idea I have heard or seen in many many years!!
     
  11. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

    There is another real solution out there, but at this point in time I can not reveal it. My brother, who is an airplane mechanic, has come up with the perfect idea, and is in the process of talking to National Security about it. This is a long slow process, so I might not get to tell you about it for some time. It will work though!
     
  12. Helix_FR

    Helix_FR Active Member

    Apr 14, 2009
    Imperial, MO
    Profiling? That always seems to work:rolleyes:
     
  13. ryan_marine

    ryan_marine New Member

    918
    Aug 4, 2004
    Ohio
    Strip search with a full body cavty search.

    Ray
     
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