Al Gore Blames Altitude for Obama Debate Performance

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  1. cheesewiz

    cheesewiz Well-Known Member

    Mar 25, 2012
    Former Vice President Al Gore believes he found the culprit for President Obama’s poor debate performance Wednesday: the altitude in Denver. He spoke about his idea on Current TV after the debate Wednesday night.

    “Obama arrived in Denver at 2 p.m. today. When you go to 5,000 feet and you only have a few hours to adjust...uh, I don’t know.”


    You can't make this **** up .....lol are you kidding me ?
     
  2. Jim K

    Jim K New Member

    Dec 6, 2009
    Of course! That's why my Steelers lost! The Broncos had nothing to do with it.

    Jim
     

  3. BETH

    BETH Well-Known Member

    Jul 10, 2009
    naugatuck,Ct.
    next it's going to be his shorts were too tight
     
  4. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

    Dec 16, 2008
    Louisiana
    Al Gore forgotten but not gone.

    Hows the old lady doing AL? Send her out love.
     
  5. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

    Dec 16, 2008
    Louisiana
    Beth i dont think he wears shorts. More like panties. Or a thong thingie.
     
  6. nmckenzie

    nmckenzie Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2011
    Sitka, Alaska
    So...um...the next round's going to be held in Death Valley?
     
  7. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

    Dec 16, 2008
    Louisiana
    We could give him a spot down here in the swamp to debate. Then again he is probably askeered of the gators. So maybe kenya.
     

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  8. nmckenzie

    nmckenzie Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2011
    Sitka, Alaska
    The lady of the house was reading over my shoulder, noted this comment, and suggested rather than a thong thingie it was a maladjusted cod piece (promoted by Eldridge Cleaver as a fashion accessory in the mid '70s).
     
  9. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

    Dec 20, 2008
    West Tennessee
    Good Lord!

    I KNEW Gore was a complete idiot, but this surpasses all!

    Sure, Al, the altitude makes people stupid - that's why the Air Force set up their top secret high-tech training facility there for Special Weapons.
    And the Air Force Academy just down the road.
    And the major NORAD facility.
    And Iron Mountain.
    And the Rocky Mountain Arsenal.

    Smooth, Al -
     
  10. 1969SS396

    1969SS396 Member

    261
    Dec 11, 2010
    the "Mitten" state
    And there are those who will believe him,......they walk among us.
     
  11. Appliancedude

    Appliancedude Well-Known Member

    He also believes he invented the internet, and in the existence of manbearpig:D
     
  12. aa1911

    aa1911 Well-Known Member

    Dec 12, 2010
    Pacific Northwest
    what a pitiful excuse... really guy? altitude got ya?

    I live at sea level and last time I went to CO, I jumped in the rental car and drove straight to the top of Pike's peak at 14k feet. When I got to the top, I suddenly found I couldn't debate anymore! oh wait, that was our CiC at 5k.

    saw manbearpig when I was up there too! hahahaa
     
  13. 01brian

    01brian New Member

    338
    Dec 7, 2011
    Colorado
    Ya, its the altitude...hopefully he won't come back here. Ever. And the rest of the liberals should leave too. Its scarey high up here man...
     
  14. Bodyguard

    Bodyguard New Member

    23
    Oct 10, 2009
    So Central Kentucky
    I rarely make comments, but this statement brings out the worst in me! I think that statement was code for saying that the President got high on the way there. If he has a problem with air, we could have him placed in an iron lung until election time.
     
  15. jbmid1

    jbmid1 Well-Known Member

    Feb 3, 2011
    Tucson, AZ
    The president's own excuse is even better. The person he debated was not the rel Mitt Romney. Apparently Mitt has an evil twin who was substituted at the last minute. Evil twin reportedly wants to reduce taxes on the rich by 5 trillion, throw old people off of cliffs, make dirty air and water, pay corporations to go overseas and reinstate every policy ever promoted by GW bush.
     
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