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  1. SouthernMoss

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    Alternative meanings, from The Washington Post


    1. Coffee (n), a person who is coughed upon.
    2. Flabbergasted (adj), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
    3. Abdicate (v), to give up hope of ever having a flat stomach.
    4. Esplanade (v), to attempt an explanation when drunk..
    5. Willy-nilly (adj), impotent.
    6. Negligent (adj), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
    7. Lymph (v), to walk with a lisp.
    8. Gargoyle (n), an olive flavoured mouthwash.
    9. Flatulence (n), the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
    10. Balderdash (n), a rapidly receding hairline.
    11. Testicle (n), a humorous question in an exam.
    12. Rectitude (n), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
    13. Oyster (n), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
    14. Circumvent (n), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
    15. Frisbeetarianism (n), the belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
    16. Pokemon (n), a Jamaican proctologist.
  2. Gunfyter

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    Nicely done. ROTFLMAO

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