AMA weighs in on national healthcare

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  1. satellite66

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    Oct 6, 2004
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    The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama healthcare package.

    The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

    The Gastrointerologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

    The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

    And the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

    Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!", while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!”

    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

    Then the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

    The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, while the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter.”

    The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were all pissed off at the whole idea.

    The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

    In the end, the Proctoligists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a holes in Washington.
  2. FTK87

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    Mar 1, 2009
    Chouteau, Oklahoma
    I like it

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