An Old Man and His Son

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  1. Gunfyter

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    An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made a
    living. Then, one day, the son hit the lottery and won $50,000.
    The young man rushed into town, collected his money, then hurried back
    home. He ran across the field, told his father the news, and handed the
    older man a $50 bill.
    The father looked at the money for a moment and then said, "Son, you know
    I've always been careful with what little money we had. I didn't spend it
    on whiskey or women. In fact, I couldn't even afford the license to
    legally marry your Ma."
    "Pa!" the young man stammered, "do you know what that makes me?"


    "Yep," said the old man fingering the $50, "... and a cheap one, too
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