An Old Man and His Son

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Jun 28, 2007.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made a
    living. Then, one day, the son hit the lottery and won $50,000.
    The young man rushed into town, collected his money, then hurried back
    home. He ran across the field, told his father the news, and handed the
    older man a $50 bill.
    The father looked at the money for a moment and then said, "Son, you know
    I've always been careful with what little money we had. I didn't spend it
    on whiskey or women. In fact, I couldn't even afford the license to
    legally marry your Ma."
    "Pa!" the young man stammered, "do you know what that makes me?"

    "Yep," said the old man fingering the $50, "... and a cheap one, too
    :D :D
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Dat's very GUD, GF !!!!!