An RC and a Moon pie...

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  1. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    A man comes in to a store, walks up to the counter and tells the clerk, "I'll have an RC and a Moon Pie."

    The clerk says, "You must be from Alabama."

    The male customer gets indignant and says, "I take umbrance to that remark, sir. Just because I come in here and order an RC and a Moon Pie, what makes you think I'm from Alabama? If a man came in here and ordered lasagna, would you think he was Italian?"

    The clerk said, "Well sir, it's never happened here before."

    The customer continued, "If a lady came in here and ordered fried rice, would you think she was Chinese?"

    Again, the clerk said, "Well sir, I don't know, it's ever happened in here."

    The customer then said, "If a man came in here and ordered sauerkraut an wienies, would you think he was German?"

    The clerk replied, "Sir, I don't know, it's never happened in here."

    By now, the customer is getting really pissed and says, "Then, when I come in here and ask for an RC and a Moon Pie, do you say that I must be from Alabama?!"

    The clerk, laughingly replied," 'Cause this is a hardware store."
  2. HiSpeed

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    I think I can get a Pepsi cola and moon pie in some of the LA (lower alabama) hardware stores around this neck of the woods.;) :)
  3. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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    Yep, several of the hardware and auto parts stores in this area have a drink cooler and a rack of candy bars.
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    My hardware store sells Cokes 30 cents cheaper then the conveience stores. I always get my Cokes there.
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    I like the Lions mints from our hardware store
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