an wot a bout a texican woodpecker?

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by ibtrukn, Jun 20, 2003.

  1. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

    Joined:
    May 13, 2001
    Messages:
    4,335
    Location:
    central N.J.
    A Georgia woodpecker and a Kentucky woodpecker were
    > arguing about which state had the toughest trees.
    > The Georgia woodpecker said that they had a tree that
    > no woodpecker could peck.
    >
    > The Kentucky woodpecker challenged him and promptly
    > pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
    >
    > The Georgia woodpecker was in awe.
    >
    > The Kentucky woodpecker then challenged the Georgia
    > woodpecker to peck a tree in Kentucky that was
    > absolutely un-peckable.
    >
    > The Georgia woodpecker expressed confidence that he
    > could do it and accepted the challenge.
    >
    > After flying to Kentucky, the Georgia woodpecker
    > successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
    >
    > The two woodpeckers were now confused.
    >
    > How is it that the Kentucky woodpecker was able to
    > peck the Georgia tree and the Georgia woodpecker was
    > able to peck the Kentucky tree when neither one was
    > able to peck the tree in their own state?
    >
    > After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to
    > the same conclusion:
    >
    > Your pecker is always harder when you're away from
    > home.



    :p
Similar Threads
Forum Title Date
The Pump House Saloon Truths About Owls Apr 13, 2014
The Pump House Saloon How about Tim Conway Oct 21, 2013
The Pump House Saloon Here's A Little Something To Think About Sep 19, 2013
The Pump House Saloon It's not about the nail May 26, 2013
The Pump House Saloon Something about guns I think. Mar 21, 2013