an wot a bout a texican woodpecker?

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by ibtrukn, Jun 20, 2003.

  1. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

    May 13, 2001
    central N.J.
    A Georgia woodpecker and a Kentucky woodpecker were
    > arguing about which state had the toughest trees.
    > The Georgia woodpecker said that they had a tree that
    > no woodpecker could peck.
    > The Kentucky woodpecker challenged him and promptly
    > pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
    > The Georgia woodpecker was in awe.
    > The Kentucky woodpecker then challenged the Georgia
    > woodpecker to peck a tree in Kentucky that was
    > absolutely un-peckable.
    > The Georgia woodpecker expressed confidence that he
    > could do it and accepted the challenge.
    > After flying to Kentucky, the Georgia woodpecker
    > successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
    > The two woodpeckers were now confused.
    > How is it that the Kentucky woodpecker was able to
    > peck the Georgia tree and the Georgia woodpecker was
    > able to peck the Kentucky tree when neither one was
    > able to peck the tree in their own state?
    > After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to
    > the same conclusion:
    > Your pecker is always harder when you're away from
    > home.

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