Ancestors

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  1. killbuck

    killbuck New Member

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    Where it all began

    A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked;
    'How did the human race start?'

    Sarah Palin answered, 'God made Adam and Eve;
    They had children; and so was all mankind made.'

    Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama
    and asked the same question. Michelle Obama answered,
    'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

    The confused girl went to her father and said,
    'Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me the Human race was created by God, and Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys.'

    The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple, Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors and Michelle Obama told you about hers.'
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    ROFLMAO!!!!!!
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    Lovin' it! Only here at TFF can you allude to what most people think and not lose your career.
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    Great response to the Darwinists.
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    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:You can't say that that is racist!!!!!




































    Ok my stomach hurts I can't stop laughing. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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