And one about an Indian...

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  1. Mesen

    Mesen New Member

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    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo
    with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

    The waiter says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug
    of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the
    buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every where,
    then just walks out.

    The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling
    another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to
    the waiter, "Want coffee."

    The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
    yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

    The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management position in
    United States Government: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess
    for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."


    see ya
    Bree
  2. pickenup

    pickenup Active Member

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    Sounds about right.
    Thanks Bree.
  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    Hit the nail on the head !!!!!!
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    inplanotx New Member

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    Couldn't have said it better myself. :D
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  6. Jay

    Jay New Member

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    If it would take more than a second of thought as to who did it, I'd post that at work......



    I might do it anyway... after all, I have a reputation to uphold..... :cool:

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