And that's the Truth!

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  1. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

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    And that's the truth!!!


    10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but white people won't admit

    1. Elvis is dead.
    2. Jesus was not white.
    3. Rap music is here to stay.
    4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
    5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
    6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
    7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.
    8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
    9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
    10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.


    10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people won't
    admit

    1. Hickeys are not attractive.
    2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.
    3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
    4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.
    5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
    6. 10 people to a car are considered too many.
    7. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
    8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
    statement.
    9. Mami & Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every
    person in your family.
    10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

    10 Truths White and Hispanic people know but black people won't
    admit

    1. O.J. did it.
    2. Tupac is dead.
    3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated.
    4. Weddings should start on time.
    5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
    6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
    7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
    8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
    9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
    10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your
    car.
  2. Red Neck64

    Red Neck64 Former Guest

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    Well I can see at a glance your not a Politically Correct person.
  3. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

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    Nosir, And I haven't forgotten that Fonda Witch either. May she burn in hell.
  4. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    Delighted to see the truth in print, Berto.

    Thanks for posting this.:)
  5. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

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    Good one, thanks!
  6. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk New Member

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    ditto
  7. inplanotx

    inplanotx New Member

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    An da trut do come out! :D :D :D
  8. Ursus

    Ursus Active Member

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    As a white hispanic my comments are::D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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