anger management

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  1. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    Subject: Anger management
    Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed . He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends" **************************
    A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother" Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" *********************************** Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
    " Without Information Fighting Everytime"
    Wife replies," No, It means, "With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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    What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant .
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    Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
    Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
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    A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident & confidential. Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!
    Anger management??? Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?" Wife: "I clean the toilet ." Husband: "How does that help?"
    Wife:"I use your toothbrush."
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