Animal Whisperer............

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    LIKTOSHOOT
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    While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a
    conversation.

    Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

    Indian: "Dog no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

    Dog: "Doin' alright."

    Indian is shocked...

    Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

    Dog: "Yep"

    Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to
    play."

    Indian has a look of total disbelief.

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

    Indian: "Horse no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

    Horse: "Cool."

    Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Indian

    Horse: "Yep"

    Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a
    shed to protect me."

    Indian stares in utter amazement.

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

    Indian: "Sheep liar."



    T.F.F.

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    That's pretty funny,mind if I borrow it?

    cointoss 2
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    Hehe, LTS I want to borrow it as well!
    cointoss2

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    Tha Doe or tha Ram?

    Charlie D

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    ????

    Mongo straight!

    They don't make 'em like "Blazing Saddles" anymore.....

    shooter22
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    That's Baaaaaaad! Real baaaaaaaad!
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