Another Blonde one

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by warpig, Feb 24, 2003.

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    armedandsafe
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    A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one
    night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

    "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor
    asked her.

    "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde
    replied.

    "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit
    suicide by shooting your finger off?"

    "No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my
    chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these
    breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

    "So then?" asked the doctor.

    "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just
    paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not
    shooting myself in the mouth."

    "So then?"

    "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going
    to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear
    before I pulled the trigger."


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    pickenup
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    Smokin Guns
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    (2/14/03 6:20:12 pm)
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    Borrowed this one also...
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