Another Dumb Blond

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  1. Capt Mac Turk

    Capt Mac Turk New Member

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    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general.


    ..and all in the name of humor!"

    The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells,
    "You stay out of this, mister!

    I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"

    :D Capt. Mac:D
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  2. Insulation Tim

    Insulation Tim Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    You're the bright spot to many of my days, Cap'n. Keep 'em coming. :D:D
  3. DerAfrikanerkai

    DerAfrikanerkai New Member

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    Two Dumb Blondes in a Pub, Sitting at a table on the side putting together a Jigsaw puzzle,One yells 4 weeks at the top of her voice,and get those assholes at the bar all a drink , A guy sitting there asks the Bartender what the buzz wuz, he said they've been doing that for near a month now ,and I don't have the heart to ask ,what with all the free drinks ,and all. So the Guy goes to the table and asks the Poontwins why are you shouting 4 WEEKS every time you put in a puzzle piece. The Mouthy one says" Look at the side of the box , it says 2-4 years ,and we are gonna get it finished in 4 WEEKS , You drunken asshole, so Git !!!!


    Cheers,Eric:D
  4. raven818

    raven818 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Stole it, and sent it on...funny stuff. :)
  5. Brisk44

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    So Mac I see you're still tryin to up your count.
  6. Capt Mac Turk

    Capt Mac Turk New Member

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    Thanks Tim I allways was the Class Clown! :D :D :D

    I just found some GREAT pictures but dont know how to add then here Till Momma gets home! But There comm'in next !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Nope Brisk I'm so EXCITED about this Drawing~:D~

    I CANT SLEEP!!!
    :lmao: :dance:

    :D Capt. Mac :D
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