another Email from my US friends, reasons to vote Dem.

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  1. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

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    The 12 reasons I will vote Democrat:
    1. I will vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4%
    on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same
    gallon of gas at 43% isn't.

    ... 2. I will vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.


    3. I will vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine, as long as nobody is offended by it.


    4. I will vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
    and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
    murderers and thieves.

    5. I will vote Democrat because I
    believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can
    tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't
    start driving a Prius.

    6. I will vote Democrat because I'm
    not concerned about millions of babies being aborted, so long as we
    keep all death row inmates alive.

    7. I will vote Democrat
    because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care,
    education, and Social Security benefits. But those who pay taxes here dont.

    8. I will vote Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.


    9. I will vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
    rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe groups who
    would never get their agendas past the voters.

    10. I will vote Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to
    people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it
    might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

    11. I will vote Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

    12.
    I will vote Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my butt,
    it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
  2. flintlock

    flintlock Well-Known Member

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    Thanks Jack, I haven't laughed so hard in a week! And now when I think of all those fools who actually believe this way, I have a drink.
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    :thumbsup::thumbsup::lmao2::lmao2: JR
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    the sad part is that people will actually believe this.
  5. TheGunClinger

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    Good post Jack. If it wernt so true it might be funnier. The sad part is that most of his voter base, the stupid people, believe it.
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    watched youtube of a huge black lady attacking a tea party shirt wearing old gent in a mall , and the rest of her low life friends egging her on as if the old guy was trying to take all their welfare away ..

    if thats a obozo supporter et al .. have you all got enough ammo ?
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    My email folks just love the stuff I send from here. They think " I'm " so clever. :)
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    As I say all the time, its a mental disorder without a cure.
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    My brother used to call #12 Rectal Vision. There's probably another dozen reason's to vote Dem. but a Liberal wouldn't get the irony in them if there were a million.
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    I sent this to a few liberals I know. One responded talking about vitriolic hate speech and such, the usual. I sent it back asking to be shown where was the vitriol, hate, racist etc., and to discuss the points stated in the original e-mail I sent. No response at all. I guess they don't know how to debate/discuss issues if it takes any more thought process than to just hurl insults.

    Tom
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