anti terrorists efforts

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  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

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    anti terrorists efforts

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    DON'T FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY!

    Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked.. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

    God bless America!

    It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.
  2. artabr

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    Sounds like a plan to me. :eek: :D


    Art
  3. Charlie the sniper

    Charlie the sniper New Member

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    If I saw may next door neighbors wife naked, I would commit suicide:D:D:D
  4. FTK87

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    HES NOT ONE OF US GET HIM!!!

    J/k I know the feeling!
  5. artabr

    artabr New Member

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    It would depend on what side of the house I was on. One is in her 80's.
    The lady on the other side is pretty attractive, in her 30's, and I'm still trying to figuer out how she can possibly stand upright without falling face first due to being so top heavy. They can't be real. :eek: :p :D

    P.S. They have 2 Vets and she is always washing them. :eek: < this is me. :eek: :D



    Art
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  6. kutaho

    kutaho New Member

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    Did i ever mention my wife's love for a Louisville slugger:eek:
    I could drink the beer, but i couldn't watch. Go figure:rolleyes:
    i'm just glade my peevee handle is to heavy for her;)
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  7. Big ugly

    Big ugly New Member

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    Same here, My wife would clobber me with that damn purse of hers, as most will recall the damage she done to that poor mexican critter at walmart.:eek:
  8. bcj1755

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    Not a bad idea, the only problem is that in my neighborhood, a good portion of the females are dopers:mad::mad::mad: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww *shudders* Although there is one woman that just moved in around here that looks pretty good:D
  9. carver

    carver Moderator

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    Where I live there are no neighbors close enough, and no blocks to walk around. I guess I'll have to make a run to Dallas for a visit. I might get away with this if my wife doesn't find out about it! Since I'm a recovering alcoholic will near beer, and a BBQ pork sandwich work?
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    I think the BBQ pork sandwich is a great idea:D:D
  11. Lotsdragon

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    Would a cold five pack be alright?:D
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