Apartment for Rent

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by Mesen, Jun 19, 2007.

  1. Mesen

    Mesen Active Member

    Feb 16, 2001
    A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with
    her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have
    any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it
    to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
    On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the
    whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a
    for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
    Dear Madam:
    Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent
    of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because
    when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;
    1) it had never been occupied
    2) that there was plenty of heat
    3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
    However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
    wasn' t any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
    Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the Check for
    $250 with the following note..
    Dear Sir,
    First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful
    apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat,
    there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding
    the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you
    don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the
    landlady. Send the rent in full or we will be forced
    to contact your current landlady

    see ya
  2. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*

    Jan 31, 2001
    Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a su
    This jewel has gone on long enough without some response to it.....I watch the tv show in the afternoon called JUDGE JUDY-----she is a sly old leather and I would so enjoy reading this 'legal paper' to her!!!! Bet that old doll would break up...crap in her knickers!!!! Chief
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