APPLE HAS DONE IT AGAIN

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  1. AL MOUNT

    AL MOUNT Active Member

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    Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip

    that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

    The iBOOB will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size... :eek:

    This is considered to be a major breakthrough

    because women have always complained about

    men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
    :D
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    I've been wanting a new Stereo. :cool: Does it come in SURROUND SOUND???:D:D:D
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    Depends on where ya place yer head......:rolleyes:..... dummy... :p
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    I was thinkin' about more than one system!:rolleyes:
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    Ya only got 2 ears.....:confused:


    Unlessen that is, ya got a girl friend er two...:eek:
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    I'm just thinkin' possibilities. Good rock music has to be felt. You feel the beat. Flow with the music. :D:cool:
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    bonus points for lip-syncing?:cool:
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    Braille?:cool::rolleyes:
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    If only guys, if only.

    (and by that I mean "If only I could get the wife to do that"):D:D
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    girl friend?:rolleyes:
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    I remember something from the 70's called quadraphonic.
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    First time I heard 'Apostrophe', by Frank Zappa, was on a quadraphonic system. :cool: WOW!!!:eek:
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